Ready for my September update?
Either way, here it is.
Chase continued to do well. The stats for September:
33.1 million impressions
14,422 new followers
$681.31 earned through X creator payouts
28k new followers on Instagram
Chase’s newsletter hit 554 total subscribers
Here are the full analytics:

I also published my most-liked post of all-time across all accounts I’ve managed (this was the post it beat out for the top spot)
My son just told me he’s gay
I burst into tears
But not for the reason you think
You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women
Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision
So proud of my son ❤️
— #Chase Passive Income (#@chasedownleads)
12:33 AM • Sep 10, 2025
How much I made writing online last month
In September, I made $31,813.91 writing online. Here’s how that breaks down:
$23,500.90 writing content for 6 clients (largest was $11,500; smallest was $1,000)
$7,511.13 sponsored posts
$681.31 from X payouts
$120.57 from a consulting call
Those figures are all after payment processing fees (congratulations on the passive income, Stripe)
But of course there are other expenses: About $2k for health insurance, $750 for the office I rent (picture below), and about $500 in software, X subscriptions and other miscellaneous expenses I incurred.

The humble office/meme sweatshop I slave away in each day
What’s next in October:
Officially launch Parody Corp. You’re getting a sneak peek of it here, but watch for an official announcement on X coming up soon. ParodyCorp.com is the site, let me know what you think.
Find 2 new clients. I’ve got capacity for 2 more clients right now - but they have to be the right fit for me. Ideally, a project that involves humor and is about a subject I know well. Let me know if you know of anything!
Above all else: Keep writing what’s interesting to me and make money doing it.
Let me know if I can help anyone with writing questions. Thanks for reading!
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